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abu adhm
27/02/2006, 06:23 PM
:ضحك: :ضحك: :ضحك:
How you know you are Omani

You finish your high school in interior and come to
Muscat Looking for a job

You are driving Nissan maxima with sheep skin at the back of your car !!!
3/4 of your family are working for the government sector
You have to have Thursday and Friday off to drive back home (interior)
You work for a ministry and do nothing at work and yet you go mad if you don't get increment !!!
You envy everybody even yourself
Your uncle is a witch and took half of your family

How you know you are Swahili ?!!!!

Your aunt's name is Jokha and she works for Bank Muscat
You speak English better than Arabic !
You have a family in Ibra and family in law in Mudhaibi
but you live in Muscat
The government granted you with a plot of land in
Madinat Nahdha and you don't want to sell it
Half of your family are working for PDO
And the other half are in Africa waiting for Omani nationality !!!

How you know you are Balushi
You live in Muscat, Seeb or any violent neighborhood
You dropped out of school when you reached the 7th grade
Any Balushi you meet he/ she relates to you somehow
You have criminal records
You have kids who are always troubling and disturbing
the neighbors
You are talented in drawing and writing on the wall

How you know you are Lawati
Your uncle's name is Taqi and owns a jewelry shop in
Matrah
You have two brothers Hasan & Hussain
Generosity is an unfamiliar word to you
You try your best to look like Omani while you look like
Indian
You have savings of 100,000 rials and still find it hard
to spend a penny
Your home furniture belongs to your great grand father (family inheritance )

Take it Easy,,
No Hard Fellings

رائد الحق
27/02/2006, 07:29 PM
إلى سبلة الترويح

تمسووحه
27/02/2006, 07:36 PM
:eek: مو جابه السياسيه هذا الموضوع ..

:mad:

logo
27/02/2006, 07:45 PM
What is this???
Are you trying to be funny here or insulting, if u have anything that might benefit anyone write it
I see no idea, nothing in there at all to be dicussed or to be shared
And by the way: Omanis know that they are Omani and no need to remind them and keep away from racism , u are not better than anyone else

alwelah
27/02/2006, 07:56 PM
we r all omani
either we r lawati, baluchi or speaks swahily
as logo said u r racist and this subject isnt funny at all
so try to be realistic and cope with this fact
racist

البندقية
27/02/2006, 07:56 PM
!!!!! How you know you are jabali

كيفي أنا
27/02/2006, 08:03 PM
سلامات

سنيور
27/02/2006, 09:15 PM
اخوي مدفع السبلة ..تعال رد هنيه :عيار:

:عيار:

ABUMORSHID
27/02/2006, 09:18 PM
:ضحك: :ضحك: :ضحك:
How you know you are Omani

You finish your high school in interior and come to
Muscat Looking for a job

You are driving Nissan maxima with sheep skin at the back of your car !!!
3/4 of your family are working for the government sector
You have to have Thursday and Friday off to drive back home (interior)
You work for a ministry and do nothing at work and yet you go mad if you don't get increment !!!
You envy everybody even yourself
Your uncle is a witch and took half of your family

How you know you are Swahili ?!!!!

Your aunt's name is Jokha and she works for Bank Muscat
You speak English better than Arabic !
You have a family in Ibra and family in law in Mudhaibi
but you live in Muscat
The government granted you with a plot of land in
Madinat Nahdha and you don't want to sell it
Half of your family are working for PDO
And the other half are in Africa waiting for Omani nationality !!!

How you know you are Balushi
You live in Muscat, Seeb or any violent neighborhood
You dropped out of school when you reached the 7th grade
Any Balushi you meet he/ she relates to you somehow
You have criminal records
You have kids who are always troubling and disturbing
the neighbors
You are talented in drawing and writing on the wall

How you know you are Lawati
Your uncle's name is Taqi and owns a jewelry shop in
Matrah
You have two brothers Hasan & Hussain
Generosity is an unfamiliar word to you
You try your best to look like Omani while you look like
Indian
You have savings of 100,000 rials and still find it hard
to spend a penny
Your home furniture belongs to your great grand father (family inheritance )

Take it Easy,,
No Hard Fellings



الـكـتــابــه بـالـعـربـيــه اهــــم شــروط الـكـتــابــه فـي الـســبـلـه !!!!!

اذا كــان الـجــهــاز لايـكــتــب بـالـعــربــــي اســتـخــدم هـذه الــوصــلــه بـالـكـتــابـه بـالـعــربــي !!!!!!!!7941

GentleMan999
27/02/2006, 09:26 PM
http://omania.net/avb/showthread.php?t=229262


مكرررررررررررررررر ..يغلق.

غزالة عمان
27/02/2006, 09:46 PM
علووووووووووووووه موذي الغبقه بومستويه هنا تراني مافهمت شييييييييييييي

:نطوط: :نطوط: :نطوط:

المطوع الصغير
27/02/2006, 10:04 PM
الى سبلة الرنجريزي

اوني عبقري
27/02/2006, 10:08 PM
يـــاخي مازين كزززززاك لاه :mad: :o

فارس العرب
27/02/2006, 10:54 PM
علووووووووووووووه موذي الغبقه بومستويه هنا تراني مافهمت شييييييييييييي

:نطوط: :نطوط: :نطوط:

الغبقة؟؟؟


حتى انا ما فهمت شي

الحاج خميس اللندني
27/02/2006, 10:57 PM
what da heal is this mean ?:مفتر:
يا خي ما افخم انجلش :عيار:

سندريلا المنتدى
27/02/2006, 11:07 PM
علووووووووووووووه موذي الغبقه بومستويه هنا تراني مافهمت شييييييييييييي

:نطوط: :نطوط: :نطوط:



:ضحك: :ضحك: :ضحك: غبقه :D :D :D

ذهب مع الريح
27/02/2006, 11:17 PM
اضحك وما فاهم شي المهم فية تخميس:ضحك:

الهنقري
27/02/2006, 11:51 PM
الاخوة المشرفين مفروض انكم تغلقو اي موضوع ينزل باللغة الانجليزية ما كل الاعضاء والعضوات يجيدو ويفهموا اللغة الانجليزية ، هذه سبلة العرب 0

ملكة الأنوثة
28/02/2006, 12:01 AM
ليش معصبين يا اخواني

اكيد الاخ الطيب ما توقع تكون ردة فعلكم كذا

عموما المفروض تسامحوه هاملرة لانه حب يمزح معاكم

بدون ما نزعل من بعض بليزززززز

zenith
28/02/2006, 12:08 AM
كأني قارية هالموضوع قبل ؟!!!:rolleyes:

مـجـنـونـهـا
28/02/2006, 12:59 AM
الموضوع مكرر


http://om.s-oman.net/showthread.php?t=229262



:مفتر:




:مفتر:

:معصب: :معصب:

أبو مُـحَمـد
28/02/2006, 12:59 AM
الُعماني معروف بكرمه وأصالته :)

Messi
28/02/2006, 01:23 AM
لا لا لا للعنصرية ......

Noor Al-Islam
28/02/2006, 01:28 AM
لا لا لا للعنصرية ......


ايش فيها المصريه :D

اوفقك الرأي لا للعنصريه:)

Messi
28/02/2006, 01:37 AM
ايش فيها المصريه :D

اوفقك الرأي لا للعنصريه:)

المصريه تلعب بالميه :D

Noor Al-Islam
28/02/2006, 03:23 AM
المصريه تلعب بالميه :D

والسوريه


ولا اقول بس بس مازين ليل

تصبحوا على خير

Messi
28/02/2006, 03:39 AM
والسوريه


ولا اقول بس بس مازين ليل

تصبحوا على خير

:ضحك: :ضحك:

وانت من اهل الخير