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jokes about students and teachers
حبيت اشاركم بهذي النكت . ان شاء الله تعجبكم
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?" One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie." "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was." The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher 2 Teacher: "Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?" Nick: "What do you think it is, Sir?" Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!" Nick: "I don't think I know either, Sir!" 3 PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?" TEACHER:" Of course not." PUPIL: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework." 4 A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. teacher: What are you waiting for? student: I don't know which side to write the other 5! 5 Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it. |
مادة إعلانية
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Shukran & Best Regards
tamosu |
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عنجـريـزي
بس حلـووة A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. teacher: What are you waiting for? student: I don't know which side to write the other 5! :شيطان: |
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ممكن طلب :شيطان: |
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حلو تسلم وخاصه الاولى
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انا عجبتني الاخيره
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اخر نكته
قمه في النذاله ++++ الترجمه ====== المدرس : ليش تاخرت الطالب : كان فيه شخص مضيع مئة دولار المدرس : و كنت جالس تساعده و تدور عليها الطالب : لا كنت واقف فوقها :شيطان: |
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أكيد صادفتي مثل هذا الموقف ! :شيطان: |
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great thanx alot
student: what is the first letter of the word yellow? teacher: Y student: coz i want to know why the river is very rich coz it has 2 banks |
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انجليزي ؟
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اقتباس:
حلوة ( الاولى خصوصا ) |
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اقتباس:
فكرتك بطران صعب الارضاء امزح معك خليك coooool |
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اقتباس:
sorry :شيطان: اولا : الطلبات مرفوضة ثانيا: ما عندي فلوس عشان اعطيك الترقية ما وصلت ثالثا: خلي عنك الشحاتة :شيطان: رابعا: امزح معك وخليك coooool |
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